Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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