I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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