ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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