I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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