I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you will always have a special place in my vag
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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