Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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