he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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