I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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