you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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