i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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