It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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