what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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