somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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