What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she looked like the before picture.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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