he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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