and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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