Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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