Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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