I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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