Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
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I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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