I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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