So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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