I bet he comes in French.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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