dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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