I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just want to make out with him forever
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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