We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Shame - the story of my life.
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