Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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