what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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