We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
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Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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