I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
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