there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
