Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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