She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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