I want to stick my p in your. b.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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