I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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