I just made out with a guy for $7.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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