i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It's never too late to be topless.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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