I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize