so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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