some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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