You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
