awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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