The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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