oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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