So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You ate ashes out of my bong
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