id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
