it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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