Small penises have feelings too.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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