so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
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