Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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