In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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