There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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