office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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