Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
last night I used snow as a chaser
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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