It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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