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That's how twitter works, right?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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