You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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