I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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