thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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