is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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